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Crazy-Talking DelTM Doll

February 2nd, 2005 · View Comments

The Crazy-Talking DelTM Doll has many saying, comes fully outfitted in the DelTM uniform (jeans, “BUllSHit” tee-shirt, boy’s sweater, red steel-toed shit-kickers) and a ponytail holder. The amazing thing about all DelTM Doll clothing is that, no matter how many outfits (each sold seperately) you may buy, none of her clothing will match! It’s like magic! Also included are the baby blue Manhattan Portage shoulder bag and Red filofax wallet/journal, for writing down appointments she’ll miss anyway. DelTM never comes with a cell phone, as she’s left it at home. English wool army three-quarters coat and great-grannie knit cap available only in the Winter Accessories kit.

Hear DelTM talk in her own voice! Amazing!!! Such phrases as:

  • Indeed.
  • If Koala’s weren’t always high on eucalyptus leaves, they’d rule the world.
  • Crap in a hat!
  • Boston is so much better than D.C.
  • San Francisco is so much nicer than D.C.
  • Snow? But the weatherman PROMised!
  • I want an iPod
  • I want a treadmill
  • I want a cookie
  • I want …stuff!!!
  • Fucking stupid Republicans
  • No really, that’s what they told me. I swear…
  • Okay, well, maybe it wasn’t word for word.
  • Well, yeah, it may not have been what they said at all, but it’s still TRUE.
  • Supa!
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  • Del
    Please see our customer service department. :)
  • Jay
    Where's the ordering info?
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