Bohemian Delilah

The Crazy-Talking Del^TM Doll has many saying, comes fully outfitted in the Del^TM uniform (jeans, “BUllSHit” tee-shirt, boy’s sweater, red steel-toed shit-kickers) and a ponytail holder. The amazing thing about all Del^TM Doll clothing is that, no matter how many outfits (each sold seperately) you may buy, none of her clothing will match! It’s like magic! Also included are the baby blue Manhattan Portage shoulder bag and Red filofax wallet/journal, for writing down appointments she’ll miss anyway. Del^TM never comes with a cell phone, as she’s left it at home. English wool army three-quarters coat and great-grannie knit cap available only in the Winter Accessories kit.

Hear Del^TM talk in her own voice! Amazing!!! Such phrases as:

• Indeed.
• If Koala’s weren’t always high on eucalyptus leaves, they’d rule the world.
• Crap in a hat!
• Boston is so much better than D.C.
• San Francisco is so much nicer than D.C.
• Snow? But the weatherman PROMised!
• I want an iPod
• I want a treadmill
• I want a cookie
• I want …stuff!!!
• Fucking stupid Republicans
• No really, that’s what they told me. I swear…
• Okay, well, maybe it wasn’t word for word.
• Well, yeah, it may not have been what they said at all, but it’s still TRUE.
• Supa!